I've heard many a pick-up line in my day. .many!...some are so corny it's not even funny!...'i think I know you from some where'...yea right!..if you really know me you won't 'think' you know me from somewhere!...i have some of my own cos i got game being a certified flirt and all..my alter ego loves to flirt paa!she loves it like she loves crackling(that's wele to my native people)!
'I like your shoes' always works for me..ofcos they have to be banging shoes worth noticing and commenting on..I've got a shoe fetish..mine is borderline creepy!..it's like having a fix when I wana get high..shoegasm is what i call it!...I'll get the urge out of the blue...place my feet in a pair of shoes..admire myself in the mirror and viola!....it's shoegasm time!...heheheheh...works every damn time!...try it!but you'll have to be a little mad like I am to really get there!..all of us are a little mad anyway..it is what it is..there i go digressing ..again!..*rolling my eyes*
So I see the guy with wicked shoes on and i innocently(*chuckle *!) make a passing comment ..e.g ,'nice shoes'!..and ofcos the guy'll respond..everytime!.if he were a woman he would've preened like a peacock!.then before you know it he has taken over the convo though i started it!..and he will ask for my number...smh...I like men's accessories. .watches ,bangles/bracelets,belts,rings...I wear some..even boxers sometimes..ssshhhhh,don't tell no one! ...so if I see a nice watch or summin on a fly dude I'll use that as my entry point and make my move!...my fellow flirts know it's a harmless trait and we do it for some secret guilty pleasure. ..unless you wana go further then that one dierr ebe your own matter oo!
I just do it for kicks. ...I sometimes almost get into trouble cos the other person (the victim..lol) thinks I'm really checking them out and expect more..thanks to the stars I'm able to wriggle my way out of it..*phew*!....the game gets smoother as the climb gets tougher..hahahahahha....!
But my guys, u should up your game cos I know using pickup lines on women should be 'picking up' lines...what good is a pickup line if there's no picking up?!...'if a pickup line doesn't get you the intended woman is that one too a pick-up line? (shoutouts to Ebony wai !)....try being bold and forward..women like that..I'll tell you for free...' hey there!I think you're beautiful. .can I get to know u?'.....or 'that's a nice purse you've got there..what brand is it?'..women know when you're being shady. ..they can smell it like BO on a trotro mate!...be genuine and real and sincere...when a woman sees a potential catch she's praying that he won't say something stupid to ruin everything..I'm sorry but first impression really does count in these matters. .the braggarts are the worst kind...who wants to hear about how much your shoes cost...certainly not me!.I've got my own eyes and can tell when stuff are expensive,or not!..thank you very much!..I own this and that...whether it's true or not I don't wana know!....aargh!
How can u see a woman you like and say 'a beautiful woman like u shouldn't be standing in the hot sun'!.....so the ugly ones should be in the sun,eh?..so it's not like you care about me as a person..It's not like you're practicing chivalry...it's not like you would give a lift to me if i were ugly..if it were up to u I'll bake to crisp in that scorching sun..like my favourite crackling! ..so your pick up line is just cos I'm 'beautiful'....but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder so who knows exactly what he's seeing. .or thinking!
Him:..'It must have hurt'...me:'huh?'.....him:when you fell out of the sky?'..me:' to where?'...him:'to earth!' ..me:'i see!'..i give out my fake chuckle,roll my eyes in my mind ofcos and walk off!....like seriously!..who does that? !!...listen to this one....him:'hi'..me;'hello'....him:'don't you know me?'..me:'huh'...him;'hoh ,is it not your mum who is the caterer (twi -brofo!)?'....me:'eheh ,you know my mum so that translates into me knowing u?'...him:'oh,don't be angry,i just like u!'....why the hell didn't u just come right out and say so instead of putting me thru this charade?! ...I could go on and on about the corny pickup lines I've been subjected to mehn...it's an atrocity!
Here's another one....I'm dressed up in my exercise gear going for speedwalking and someone stops me and asks..' are u going jogging ?'..or 'where are u going'?....i reply;'I'm going for a wedding'!...aargh!.... .some of these dudes can't be any more obvious! ...be direct..you can try being subtle but clear in your intentions....try 'i like u,can i buy u a drink sometime?'....sometimes that might earn you a slap or an insult cos you could be out of her league or she might be in some kinda mood(you know how we do!) but keep on keeping on!.lol....also test the waters and learn to 'read' body language...trust me when a woman is not into you,you would know!..her disinterest will come off of her skin like some heat wave...her pores would exude her disdain like some 'akpeteshie' fumes off of a drunkard's body!....that shit is deadly mehn!
If you can't be creative with pickup lines just start by being friends with the person....and hopefully it will be smooth sailing then on! ....I'm out...lovely reading! ...shalom
Saturday 30 September 2017
Wednesday 27 September 2017
tangled earphone cords
Relationships and its dynamism has always been an enigma to me and I'm sure to most of the world's population as well..the consequences of being together with someone in the name of love or otherwise is what I'm relating to my blog title 'tangled earphones'..I'll tell you in a bit why i look at it that way.
I'm a crazy music-lover!..music is indeed food to the soul..whenever I'm down..or up...or in between anything in my life, music is what takes me there ..or brings me down(in a good way)!..so of cos I own earphones! ..whenever I'm on a long trip anywhere I have my earphones on listening to some reggae mos def!..one thing that has always baffled me though is/was the earphone cords and how after I've put it down, untangled, after each use,the next time I pick it up for the next usage I find it tangled up again!..every single damn time!...I'll untangle it to use and put it away and it's all tangled up for sure..so I go through the process of untangling the earphones all the time..i really wish i knew how that phenomenon occurs. .if you know please tell me!..it's frustratingly frustrating but it must be done if I want to listen to my music..no pain,no gain..it is what it is!...it's a mystery but i do it anyway.
You now get my analogy of relating relationships to the mystery of the tangled earphones?..I'm sure the hoi polloi(a phrase i just learnt yesterday and decided to use it so i don't forget it..hehehhe...thanx Russell !) would get it..we don't get the relationship dynamism but we do it anyway..though sometimes it causes lots of irreparable damage..sometimes it works well for other couples..there are cases where people have been together for as long as 7decades or more and would want to do it all over again with that same person..there's no hard and fast rule when it comes to these things..nothing is guaranteed..you learn 'on the job'...no two relationships are the same..you 'untangle' whatever 'rut' you and your partner find yourself in and everything is all good and dandy and the next minute you're all 'tangled up' again and the process starts all over again..the cycle continues like clockwork ..or anti clockwise depending on how you look at it. .
The beginning of most relationships is always beautiful..you meet someone. .sparks fly..you are drawn to each other by some unnatural force..chemistry is what they call it..then you have the urge to act upon that feeling. .you want to express your feelings towards that person..it's a force we can't ignore or control..sometimes it hits you hard and sometimes it's subtle. .'it can come all at once or whisper from a distance'(Celine Dion couldn't have put it any better!)..the feeling develops into love and as society demands you have to be married to legalize your union..I for one don't believe you need to sign a paper to prove your love to your partner. .I see it as a formality because whatever you feel is in your heart and your dedication and commitment to your relationship would manifest in/by your actions...
I'm saying this because people rush into marriage just cos they feel that is the right thing to do to cement your relationship and it causes more harm than good..being with the 'wrong' person can knock you for six..that's why people cheat..if you don't feel fulfilled in your relationship the possibility of you looking for fulfillment elsewhere is inevitable..it's so easy to do cos once someone makes you feel good about your self, you find yourself wanting more and more of it..lets be real here..we all want to be loved..who doesn't want to be taken care of?..and i don't necessarily mean material things,though that's also how some people like to be 'loved'..money makes the world go round and so of cos you'll like to enjoy some pleasures of life which costs money..it's nice when someone takes off your shoes for you when you come home from work,tired..they give u a massage..serve you your food..you don't have to be in any type of relationship with anyone to be nice..that shouldn't define who you are as a person..be nice regardless..people go through shit and one act of kindness can make a world of difference to them..it's the little things that mean the most..where did chivalry go?...building a life with someone you like is a beautiful thing..or rather it should be a beautiful thing..
I don't think people just get up and want to be with someone for any negative reason except you're bonkers and that's not what we are talking about now..we don't choose who we fall for..you can meet anyone anywhere. .there's nothing like the 'wrong one' or the 'right one'..as long as the person loves you right,you're good to go..'when the wrong one loves you right' is a line i remember from another Celine Dion song ..I can't remember the whole song but that line has always struck me as true because everyone wants to be loved differently and when you find someone who does that, be it anybody,even someone society deems 'wrong', you find yourself being content...I have come to a conclusion that nothing can make you happy unless you are loved the way you want..I am sarpiosexual and ofcos I'm attracted to the intelligence in a person..intellectual convos stimulate my senses..and my hormones start raging !..I like to cuddle..I like walking on it beach at night with my partner.you can say I'm a romantic...not a hopeless one though cos i also like raw jungle stuff like swinging on chandeliers..*wink wink*..hehehehehe(naughty-chuckle!).. hugging is the most orgasmic human to human act ever!..it communicates genuine feelings like no other ..you can't fake body language..that's what I think.. Don't underestimate the power of body language and communication..running away from vulnerability won't spare you any heartache cos as long as we are on this planet we are bound to have human interactions..no man is an island so don't get it twisted..whether you put labels on your relationships or not...if you're not willing to go through the process of untangling your cords every second you need to use them, you have no business building anything with anyone..seems impossible though ..a catch22 situation...it's like being caught between a rock and a hard place .you're stuck!...hmmmm!....I can only sigh mehn...
This blog also came about due to the recent break-up of most marriages between some celebrities and the most shocking and upsetting was the one of Chris Attoh and Damilola..not just because I've known Chris for so long as a result of us being school mates and friends but also because they made a beautiful couple. .they were young and looked good together..both are so talented in their careers..they made sacrifices to build their relationships but sadly it didn't end well...I don't know what the last straw was that broke their camel's back..because ofcos they must have had lots of issues..which relationship doesn't! ..but sometimes it gets too much and you feel going your separate a ways is the best thing to do..
I don't know if we'll ever get the hang of this phenomenon(i choose to call it so)...but as long as all these forces like chemistry live with us we're bound to go through it.. I love love..I really do...sharing your thoughts,plans,beliefs with someone is oh so orgasmic..the squirting type!...hmm hmmm hmm hmmm!!!...and then there's the other ugly side of it..cyant live with it,cyant live without it(in my Jamaican accent!..hehehehhe..)..abeg make i express myself well in my native way...'the thing dey sweet!..but E get im own things wey e dey bring oo..chale how we go do am!..
As always all my blogs stem from the desire to impart to everyone what I've learned in life and I'm open to your comments cos I want to learn more..I have an insatiable craving for knowledge..I thirst for multiple intellectual orgasms..I wana squirt and squirt and squirt till i can squirt no more!. .and I wana share it with u...*make you no slack koraa!*..you only live once...#yolo...shalom.
I'm a crazy music-lover!..music is indeed food to the soul..whenever I'm down..or up...or in between anything in my life, music is what takes me there ..or brings me down(in a good way)!..so of cos I own earphones! ..whenever I'm on a long trip anywhere I have my earphones on listening to some reggae mos def!..one thing that has always baffled me though is/was the earphone cords and how after I've put it down, untangled, after each use,the next time I pick it up for the next usage I find it tangled up again!..every single damn time!...I'll untangle it to use and put it away and it's all tangled up for sure..so I go through the process of untangling the earphones all the time..i really wish i knew how that phenomenon occurs. .if you know please tell me!..it's frustratingly frustrating but it must be done if I want to listen to my music..no pain,no gain..it is what it is!...it's a mystery but i do it anyway.
You now get my analogy of relating relationships to the mystery of the tangled earphones?..I'm sure the hoi polloi(a phrase i just learnt yesterday and decided to use it so i don't forget it..hehehhe...thanx Russell !) would get it..we don't get the relationship dynamism but we do it anyway..though sometimes it causes lots of irreparable damage..sometimes it works well for other couples..there are cases where people have been together for as long as 7decades or more and would want to do it all over again with that same person..there's no hard and fast rule when it comes to these things..nothing is guaranteed..you learn 'on the job'...no two relationships are the same..you 'untangle' whatever 'rut' you and your partner find yourself in and everything is all good and dandy and the next minute you're all 'tangled up' again and the process starts all over again..the cycle continues like clockwork ..or anti clockwise depending on how you look at it. .
The beginning of most relationships is always beautiful..you meet someone. .sparks fly..you are drawn to each other by some unnatural force..chemistry is what they call it..then you have the urge to act upon that feeling. .you want to express your feelings towards that person..it's a force we can't ignore or control..sometimes it hits you hard and sometimes it's subtle. .'it can come all at once or whisper from a distance'(Celine Dion couldn't have put it any better!)..the feeling develops into love and as society demands you have to be married to legalize your union..I for one don't believe you need to sign a paper to prove your love to your partner. .I see it as a formality because whatever you feel is in your heart and your dedication and commitment to your relationship would manifest in/by your actions...
I'm saying this because people rush into marriage just cos they feel that is the right thing to do to cement your relationship and it causes more harm than good..being with the 'wrong' person can knock you for six..that's why people cheat..if you don't feel fulfilled in your relationship the possibility of you looking for fulfillment elsewhere is inevitable..it's so easy to do cos once someone makes you feel good about your self, you find yourself wanting more and more of it..lets be real here..we all want to be loved..who doesn't want to be taken care of?..and i don't necessarily mean material things,though that's also how some people like to be 'loved'..money makes the world go round and so of cos you'll like to enjoy some pleasures of life which costs money..it's nice when someone takes off your shoes for you when you come home from work,tired..they give u a massage..serve you your food..you don't have to be in any type of relationship with anyone to be nice..that shouldn't define who you are as a person..be nice regardless..people go through shit and one act of kindness can make a world of difference to them..it's the little things that mean the most..where did chivalry go?...building a life with someone you like is a beautiful thing..or rather it should be a beautiful thing..
I don't think people just get up and want to be with someone for any negative reason except you're bonkers and that's not what we are talking about now..we don't choose who we fall for..you can meet anyone anywhere. .there's nothing like the 'wrong one' or the 'right one'..as long as the person loves you right,you're good to go..'when the wrong one loves you right' is a line i remember from another Celine Dion song ..I can't remember the whole song but that line has always struck me as true because everyone wants to be loved differently and when you find someone who does that, be it anybody,even someone society deems 'wrong', you find yourself being content...I have come to a conclusion that nothing can make you happy unless you are loved the way you want..I am sarpiosexual and ofcos I'm attracted to the intelligence in a person..intellectual convos stimulate my senses..and my hormones start raging !..I like to cuddle..I like walking on it beach at night with my partner.you can say I'm a romantic...not a hopeless one though cos i also like raw jungle stuff like swinging on chandeliers..*wink wink*..hehehehehe(naughty-chuckle!).. hugging is the most orgasmic human to human act ever!..it communicates genuine feelings like no other ..you can't fake body language..that's what I think.. Don't underestimate the power of body language and communication..running away from vulnerability won't spare you any heartache cos as long as we are on this planet we are bound to have human interactions..no man is an island so don't get it twisted..whether you put labels on your relationships or not...if you're not willing to go through the process of untangling your cords every second you need to use them, you have no business building anything with anyone..seems impossible though ..a catch22 situation...it's like being caught between a rock and a hard place .you're stuck!...hmmmm!....I can only sigh mehn...
This blog also came about due to the recent break-up of most marriages between some celebrities and the most shocking and upsetting was the one of Chris Attoh and Damilola..not just because I've known Chris for so long as a result of us being school mates and friends but also because they made a beautiful couple. .they were young and looked good together..both are so talented in their careers..they made sacrifices to build their relationships but sadly it didn't end well...I don't know what the last straw was that broke their camel's back..because ofcos they must have had lots of issues..which relationship doesn't! ..but sometimes it gets too much and you feel going your separate a ways is the best thing to do..
I don't know if we'll ever get the hang of this phenomenon(i choose to call it so)...but as long as all these forces like chemistry live with us we're bound to go through it.. I love love..I really do...sharing your thoughts,plans,beliefs with someone is oh so orgasmic..the squirting type!...hmm hmmm hmm hmmm!!!...and then there's the other ugly side of it..cyant live with it,cyant live without it(in my Jamaican accent!..hehehehhe..)..abeg make i express myself well in my native way...'the thing dey sweet!..but E get im own things wey e dey bring oo..chale how we go do am!..
As always all my blogs stem from the desire to impart to everyone what I've learned in life and I'm open to your comments cos I want to learn more..I have an insatiable craving for knowledge..I thirst for multiple intellectual orgasms..I wana squirt and squirt and squirt till i can squirt no more!. .and I wana share it with u...*make you no slack koraa!*..you only live once...#yolo...shalom.
Monday 18 September 2017
FOREPLAY .................and HYGIENE.
Hygiene is very important to me cos I hate foul smells and dirt..As human beings we are bound to generate some off smells and also gather some dirt on our clothes,surroundings and person ...especially on our private areas..armpits,breath, vagina, between our legs,up our backsides,behind our ears... navels are most of the 'areas' that special attention should be paid. ...the worse thing that can happen to a person is being intimate with someone who is not hygienic. .eeeeeewwwwww!!! is what my 3year old mini-me would say!..yes,even at that age she is very neat ..knows her way to the garbage bin like nobody's business..she knows where dirty clothes go,washes her hands when they are dirty and even after she visits the loo..speaking of which ,how many adults do that?!...it's like thrice out of every tenth visit to the john .
Sometimes I marvel how a three year old is so organised and I remind myself it was us who taught her..kids really copy what u do and charity definitely does begin at home!..what I really hate is 'skid marks'..when a guy or woman doesn't wipe well after a bowel movement,what do u get?.. disgusting skid marks on your undies!..the trick is to use wipes or have a bath..wash behind the ears anytime you bath..clean out the the navel,inside the ears... foreplay doesn't restrict you..your partner is given full access to your body..your clothes should be neat and freshly-smelling..some sweet smelling scent on the body is a plus.. the raw clean natural smell of a man (that's how I like it!) can also take you places !. .I'm not talking about body odor ..oh he'll no!...I'm not talking about sweaty off-smelling hair...I love to cuddle so my man's got to smell clean atleast!...those women who trick men by spraying their vaginal-area with all kinds of sprays should STOP. .it's unhealthy and it's deceitful!
Most guys have complained to me about their women having stinking weave-ons..women don't keep your weaves on till you get back your money's worth!.. that shit is a serious turn off for men..some men like the raw clean smell of women too..without artificial scents and perfumes..women also want their men to smell clean..neat undies is key..most men lament on how they are surprised when they are about to go down on some women..if you want a man to give u head u certainly have to consider his sense of smell ..women take a while to be aroused and foreplay is very essential to that...lots or foreplay..most men are ignorant of that fact or they just don't care..they kiss u,or rather they peck at your lips like some cockerel..some guys kiss like they are chewing wele (cackling to my abrofo friends)!
Some kiss like they wana suck your lips right off your face!..they squeeze your breasts like they are milking a cow...stick their finger up your vagina like they are digging for for gold..then stick their penis in and thrust once,twice and come. ..and roll over and sleep!...'wham,bam, thank u madam' syndrome!...so most women feel so sexually deprived..lots of woman don't know what an orgasm is...they are so in the dark. .men don't need much to get aroused and they can get their 'happy-ending' from any 'receptacle'..they should learn to be considerate of their partner's sexual needs. If a woman is well aroused with some serious foreplay,the final sexual penetration is not really such a big deal because they are already halfway to orgasm-land!..and the women who just lie there inert like some log or dead fish should wake up!..and bring the roof down!
Lovemaking is an art and when 'acted ' out well the results can be beautiful and mind-blowing!.it is like dancing with a receptive and participating partner..it starts from the conversation leading to the meeting..phone sex!..ooooohhh!!!...it stimulates your senses and readies the physical body for the final penetration. .it's not rushed except you're going for a quickie (that's another topic for another day..but then again knowing myself I might bring it up again in this write-up!)!...getting ready for the 'date' also psychologically uplifting..have a bath..a proper cleaning up..from clean hair to nails,keep nails short and filed, and dirt-free..scrub under your breasts well...ladies keep your hair neat (well-coiffed ) and nice-smelling..shave your pits ,vagina area,legs,..some people like the animalistic side of sex ..i call it JUNGLE SEX ...to each his own!
Back to the date! ..brush your teeth,check your breath..when dressing up..don't wear dirty undies,no sweat-stained brassieres..don't wear smelly shoes..men,don't wear undies with holes in them!..check your breaths too...kissing a foul-smelling mouth is suicidal! ....and I avoid it!..when you are kissing try to find a 'balance' between both lips..let your lips lock naturally. .and be patient!..cause every one kisses differently. .hold your partner's head gently in your hands and kiss with passion..you can close your eyes..or open them..chale anything that tickles your fancy!. no holds-barred!..kissing of the neck,breasts (some men love that too..to be kissed on the nipples and breasts!),fondle her breasts firmly but gently..explore each other's bodies thoroughly...and be perceptive and 'listen' to your partner's responses or lack of them!
When performing fellatio,ladies please remember you've got teeth!..so be gentle..go read about it if you don't know how!..some men looovveee 'tea-bagging'...ladies you might wana try that!..men don't give head as if you're chewing a khebab!..the vagina is a sensitive 'organ'.. learn to listen to your partner's responses and protests and act accordingly...yes i am repeating that bit!..it is very necessary! .ask questions..don't be selfish. .you have to be completely involved...be experimental..lots of woman,especially ignorant ones in Africa have no idea about how to 'ride' a man..there are lots of karma-sutra books and videos for your perusal..know your partner and what their sexual interests are and meet them halfway. .
We learn everyday..knowledge is never-ending...thanx to the internet lots of information is easily accessible. Sex/making love is one of the few pleasures in life...and it should be explored to it's full heights!..it's a combination of physical and mental desires...foreplay is about 80%(well that is what I feel!)...who else agrees or disagrees should please leave a comment at the end of the article..thanx for reading!..shalom!
Sometimes I marvel how a three year old is so organised and I remind myself it was us who taught her..kids really copy what u do and charity definitely does begin at home!..what I really hate is 'skid marks'..when a guy or woman doesn't wipe well after a bowel movement,what do u get?.. disgusting skid marks on your undies!..the trick is to use wipes or have a bath..wash behind the ears anytime you bath..clean out the the navel,inside the ears... foreplay doesn't restrict you..your partner is given full access to your body..your clothes should be neat and freshly-smelling..some sweet smelling scent on the body is a plus.. the raw clean natural smell of a man (that's how I like it!) can also take you places !. .I'm not talking about body odor ..oh he'll no!...I'm not talking about sweaty off-smelling hair...I love to cuddle so my man's got to smell clean atleast!...those women who trick men by spraying their vaginal-area with all kinds of sprays should STOP. .it's unhealthy and it's deceitful!
Most guys have complained to me about their women having stinking weave-ons..women don't keep your weaves on till you get back your money's worth!.. that shit is a serious turn off for men..some men like the raw clean smell of women too..without artificial scents and perfumes..women also want their men to smell clean..neat undies is key..most men lament on how they are surprised when they are about to go down on some women..if you want a man to give u head u certainly have to consider his sense of smell ..women take a while to be aroused and foreplay is very essential to that...lots or foreplay..most men are ignorant of that fact or they just don't care..they kiss u,or rather they peck at your lips like some cockerel..some guys kiss like they are chewing wele (cackling to my abrofo friends)!
Some kiss like they wana suck your lips right off your face!..they squeeze your breasts like they are milking a cow...stick their finger up your vagina like they are digging for for gold..then stick their penis in and thrust once,twice and come. ..and roll over and sleep!...'wham,bam, thank u madam' syndrome!...so most women feel so sexually deprived..lots of woman don't know what an orgasm is...they are so in the dark. .men don't need much to get aroused and they can get their 'happy-ending' from any 'receptacle'..they should learn to be considerate of their partner's sexual needs. If a woman is well aroused with some serious foreplay,the final sexual penetration is not really such a big deal because they are already halfway to orgasm-land!..and the women who just lie there inert like some log or dead fish should wake up!..and bring the roof down!
Lovemaking is an art and when 'acted ' out well the results can be beautiful and mind-blowing!.it is like dancing with a receptive and participating partner..it starts from the conversation leading to the meeting..phone sex!..ooooohhh!!!...it stimulates your senses and readies the physical body for the final penetration. .it's not rushed except you're going for a quickie (that's another topic for another day..but then again knowing myself I might bring it up again in this write-up!)!...getting ready for the 'date' also psychologically uplifting..have a bath..a proper cleaning up..from clean hair to nails,keep nails short and filed, and dirt-free..scrub under your breasts well...ladies keep your hair neat (well-coiffed ) and nice-smelling..shave your pits ,vagina area,legs,..some people like the animalistic side of sex ..i call it JUNGLE SEX ...to each his own!
Back to the date! ..brush your teeth,check your breath..when dressing up..don't wear dirty undies,no sweat-stained brassieres..don't wear smelly shoes..men,don't wear undies with holes in them!..check your breaths too...kissing a foul-smelling mouth is suicidal! ....and I avoid it!..when you are kissing try to find a 'balance' between both lips..let your lips lock naturally. .and be patient!..cause every one kisses differently. .hold your partner's head gently in your hands and kiss with passion..you can close your eyes..or open them..chale anything that tickles your fancy!. no holds-barred!..kissing of the neck,breasts (some men love that too..to be kissed on the nipples and breasts!),fondle her breasts firmly but gently..explore each other's bodies thoroughly...and be perceptive and 'listen' to your partner's responses or lack of them!
When performing fellatio,ladies please remember you've got teeth!..so be gentle..go read about it if you don't know how!..some men looovveee 'tea-bagging'...ladies you might wana try that!..men don't give head as if you're chewing a khebab!..the vagina is a sensitive 'organ'.. learn to listen to your partner's responses and protests and act accordingly...yes i am repeating that bit!..it is very necessary! .ask questions..don't be selfish. .you have to be completely involved...be experimental..lots of woman,especially ignorant ones in Africa have no idea about how to 'ride' a man..there are lots of karma-sutra books and videos for your perusal..know your partner and what their sexual interests are and meet them halfway. .
We learn everyday..knowledge is never-ending...thanx to the internet lots of information is easily accessible. Sex/making love is one of the few pleasures in life...and it should be explored to it's full heights!..it's a combination of physical and mental desires...foreplay is about 80%(well that is what I feel!)...who else agrees or disagrees should please leave a comment at the end of the article..thanx for reading!..shalom!
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